Revealed: the Vatican's favourite bands

 The Vatican newspaper has revealed its top 10 records:                                             

1. Revolver by the Beatles

2. If I Could Only Remember My Name by David Crosby 

3. The Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd 

4. Rumours by Fleetwood Mac 

5. The Nightfly by Donald Fagen 

6. Thriller by Michael Jackson 

7. Graceland by Paul Simon 

8. Achtung Baby by U2 

9. (What's the Story) Morning Glory by Oasis 

10. Supernatural by Carlos Santana 

Guardian writer Carrie Quinlan opines: "It turns out that Satan doesn't have all the best tunes after all, because it's actually rather a good list: nothing outrageously [awful], nothing too fleeting and no ghastly attempts to be down with the kids."

Quinlan goes on to reveal that she owns 9 out of the 10 albums on the list. I only own 3 out of the 10. This list is so Anglo-heavy! Entire continents are feeling "dissed" by the Vatican. They'll have to learn to live without priestly approval.